Here's what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Brunswickers:

1. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in New Brunswick.

2. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in New Brunswick.

3. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New Brunswick.

4. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New Brunswick.

5. If "Vacation" means going to Moncton for the weekend, you live in New Brunswick.

6. If you measure distance in hours, you live in New Brunswick.

7. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New Brunswick.

8. If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" and back again in the same day, you live in New Brunswick.

9. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New Brunswick.

10. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in New Brunswick.

11. If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New Brunswick.

12. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in New Brunswick.

13. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in New Brunswick.

14. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in New Brunswick.

15. If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in New Brunswick.

16. If you find 10 degrees F "a little chilly", you live in New Brunswick.

17. If your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway, you live in New Brunswick.

18. If you think of the major food groups as: Meat, Fish and Tim Hortons, you live in New Brunswick.

19. If there are several empty cars running in the parking lot of the Canadian Tire store at any given time, you live in New Brunswick.

20. If your lingerie consists of tube socks and flannel pajamas, you live in New Brunswick.

21. If it takes three hours to go to the store for one item, even when you're in a hurry because you have to stop and talk to everybody in town, you live in New Brunswick.