You know your from the North when.....

1. You own only three spices.....salt, pepper, and ketchup

2. You have more miles on your snowmobile than your truck

3. You've spent 15 minutes getting your child ready to play outside only to come back in 15 minutes later and say I need to go potty

4. You know the four seasons as winter, still winter, not winter and almost winter

5. you use sheets as your window curtens

6. You celebrate like hell when you see smoke from chimneys going straight up especially during winter

7. You find -40 just a bit chilly

8. You let your kids go trick or treating during a blizzard

9. You find it exciting to stare through a hole in the ice and look at the bottom

10. You attended a formal affair wearing your best dress and your best jewelry and your sorrels

11. You attend a wedding wearing a suit that is too big or too small for you because it's owned by another relative

12. You have a racoon face during spring and some of summer

13. When you see people with dentures more then people with their real teeth

14. Your 6 year old son knows how to start a Coleman stove

15. When you think that $5000 jackpot is the best

16. you feel proud when somebody sees you pulling out a fish during the spring

17. during a blizzard you can't see your garbage can outside

18. You have lost count how many caribou you have killed

19. When your hair dryer is used more for warming your skidoo then drying your hair

20. All the new music is "last years" songs of the south

21. You know what "fresh pop" is

22. When you have a "real" parent instead of a "biological" parent

23. When a normal day is staying up until 4 at night and waking up at lunch

24. When you need at least one pop to get through the day

25. When you think the latest fashion are found in the ailes of the Northern and Co-op Stores

26. When you think that Patik and Rummoly should be included in the national sports of Canada

27. When you see a drunk man and you run like hell to the nearest door

28. When you go to the store with $10 and all you come out with is a pop and a bag of chips

29. also a chocolate bar if it was right after sea-lift

30. When you ask for snuff from you dad

31. When you are pregnant same time as your mom

32. When someone ask's you "whats up" you answer "naung"

33. When you are dating someone who is only your 3rd cousin

34. When you are asking for money through local radio

35. When you see more honda's and ski-doo's than cars and trucks

36. When you conserve water when there is a bizzard

37. You find out you have a relative from a different community and think your related to the rest of that community

38. When the 3 day blizzard is over, you see more then half the town at the northen store

39. the kids breakfast, lunch and supper include pop, chips and kukuk

If you can think of something I should add to this list send me an Email.