A Redneck Thanksgiving: (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
Redneck Storm Shelter:
Redneck Yard Swing:
Redneck Flatscreen TV:
Redneck Coffee Table:
Redneck Mirror Repair:
Redneck Hearing Protection:
Redneck Birth Announcments:
Redneck Time Out:
Redneck Christmas Decorations:
Redneck Dog House:
Redneck Lotto Winner:
Redneck Lotto Winner on Vacation:
Only a Redneck would wear this shirt for an engagement picture:
Redneck Wedding Couple:
Redneck Wedding Reception:
Redneck Wedding Cake:
A Redneck passed away and left his entire Estate to his beloved widow .....
But she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ........
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum Drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
Who invented the toothbrush?
(If it had been invented by anyone else, It would have been a teeth brush)
A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep... Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library Was a total loss too. Both books went poof . ..... . Up in flames
And the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 And says to the driver, 'Got any I..D. ? ' . ....
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'