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A FEW QUESTIONS WHY??
- Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
- Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over?
- Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?
- Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the
vacuum one more chance?
- Why do people think that pushing the elevator button more than once will
make it arrive faster?
- Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting dead?
- Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
not enough money?
- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
- Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
- Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
- Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
- Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down
the volume on the radio?
- Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
- Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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